Geek shirts with a sense of humor
NerdFest Gear started with a question: how do you tell the world you love space without saying a word? Print it on a shirt, obviously.
Our first collection celebrates Voyager 1, a spacecraft launched in 1977 that will be one light-day away on November 18, 2026. 16.1 billion miles from home and still phoning in. It has less memory than a photo of your lunch, a warranty that expired in 1980, and a better attendance record than most of us. We think that deserves a retro tee.
Every shirt is printed to order on a soft Gildan tee, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. More geek-approved designs are on the way, and mugs are warming up on the launch pad.
Nerds welcome. Footnotes encouraged.
FAQ
How long until my shirt arrives? Every shirt is made to order, and orders arrive within 5-11 days of being placed. Voyager 1 took 49 years to get this far, so we think we are doing fine.
How does the shirt fit? Gildan Softstyle tees: lightweight (4.2 oz), relaxed fit, unisex sizing from XS to 5XL. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Check the size guide on each product page.
What if it doesn't fit? Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can't accept general returns or sizing-related returns. Measure a shirt you already love and compare it to the size guide.
What if something is wrong with the print? Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or a visible quality issue, we will replace it or refund it. Email a photo to info@nerdfestgear.com and we will take care of it.
Why two listings for the same design? Dark shirts and light shirts need different ink. Cream ink glows on black but vanishes on white, so each design comes in a Black version and a Sand & White version. Same joke, better contrast.
How much is shipping? Calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order. No surprise fees after that.
What is the tiny web address printed on the shirt? That is us. We hid it along the spacecraft's antenna so you can tell a friend where it came from.
Other designs, or mugs? Yes to both. New geek designs are in the works, and mugs are coming once we finish arguing about handle size.
Bulk or custom orders? Email info@nerdfestgear.com and we will see what we can do.